Barack’s Doctor Appointment

These are the types of appointments I was hoping to see more of from the POTUS.

HBCU and state institution educated….

Dedicated to public service…..

And a story demonstrative of her tenacity in the face of adversity.

She’s the Man’s choice to become the nation’s top Doc.

Congrats to Dr. Regina Benjamin. See the CNN story here.

Blue Bill

They voted on intitiating Bill…. but I wonder if he’ll accept the invitation.

This picture gives you a hint…..

Smurfin Goes Presidential....

 

I head Stevie Wonder is the ace of their line…. Talk about the blind leading the blind….

I’m On A Bike… On A M’F'N Bike….

Check out the Gucci Bike….

Mongoose and Dynos... Where They Do That At?

Y’all niggas say y’all getting money grab the Gucci bike then….* 

Crazy shit right?

*Disclaimer: The Blogger talking shit is not getting money. That is all.

Ginsburg Backs Up Sotomayor… And Gives Credit to Affirmative Action

In a coming New York Times Magazine article, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg drops knowledge like Nas in “Belly” about her ascension to the Supreme Court of the United States, her relationship with the dopefiend Justice Rehnquist, nominee Sonia Sotomayor, and how affirmative action helped her during her years….

It’s a must read. I read it twice.

An excerpt:

“I was the first tenured woman at Columbia. That was 1972, every law school was looking for a woman. Why? Because Stan Pottinger . . . was enforcing the Nixon government contract program.”

See the article in it’s entirety here.

Lyrics of the Day… But Not Sure If You Should Kill Yourself: Jazmine Sullivan

From the same “Philly jawn” that brought you “Lions, Tigers, and Bears” comes some of the realest shit ever wrote.  

“You should go and find someone else
Who can treat you right
Give you the world
Someone who understands the man you are
Baby you shine so bright
And I would just dim your star….”

Damn….. Did Pulled From The Water just hear this shit?

I was listening to the Steve Harvey Show this morning and they were trying to decide if Jazmine was talking to the man she is with now or the side jawn in this song.

It doesn’t really matter. Cuz when I heard this shit…. all I could do was SMMFH (“Shake my mothafucking head” for you folks who aren’t up on your internet lingo).

Jazmine hits on a point in this song that alot of y’all cum guzzlers young ladies need to face. Sometimes you hold these young players *cough* up when y’all bullshit them with the shit she is owning up to in this song.

Like I couldn’t believe I was hearing this bitch give up the game today. Jazmine is like the female Babyface on this track…. fucking up the game for EVERY WOMAN playing the game out  here today….

“I can’t explain why it’s him and not you
But at the end of the day baby I just don’t want to
Cause he aint no doctor
And we always seem to fight, he got the perfect body
And sometimes he don’t even treat me right”

Do you know how many of my Alpha Brothers homies don’t understand why women still fuck tattoo-faced ass niggas despite their degrees in everything from Neurology to Astrophysics.

The bitch Jazmine just said it right there….

So I’m not sure if Jazmine should be lining up to be the next celeb to kick the Summer 2009 Celebrity Death Bucket or if she should be applauded for keeping it so 100! (once again, for people not up on language… 100 is a reference to someone being real… as in 100% truthful).

“I’m in love with another man… and I’m so sorry…”

And that’s where Jazmine saves herself. From experience, I know how women are. I’ve been on both sides of the fence. I’ve been the asshole guy who gets the girl despite having my tires slashed by her every time the season changes…

And I have been the nice guy, happily frolicking behind some dickhead ass bitch girl who I thought was ready to woman up and make something happen.

The only takeaway I have for my readers is this… Well there are two takeaways:

Men: Realize that women think this way. They aren’t always sorry though. They will mess with the Doctor until the Doctor is fed up (or broke) and continue fucking the tattoo-faced nigga who just got out of Kentucky Fried Corrections (hence, the “so tight body” Jazmine was singing about).

And when you met a girl who isn’t playing these games, leave the dicksucker little girl whose playing the games alone. When you were a kid, you did childish things. If you’re serious about a grown up relationship, you’ll put the childish things away.

Women: Be upfront like Jazmine. Not like Day One upfront, that’s stupid (you gotta get the nigga for at least a Birthday or Christmas present lol). Then, as I said before, WOMAN UP! Emotional niggas have so much bullshit with them. And too much of the shit going on in the hood has something to do with a dishonest dicksucker woman. So when it’s your time to WOMAN UP, do it. If you wanna be with the 6′2 murderous nigga, be with him. But don’t keep leading the Doctor nigga on (you know it’s easy…. he ain’t never got his dick sucked like that before seen an ass so phat).

And if you really wanna be with the Doctor nigga. Let the hood nigga loose. Yea, he’ll prolly whoop your mothafuckin ass have one of his baby moms play on your phone for a while… but if your serious it will come to an eventual end.

Man it’s a great song. A few days weeks months years ago this song would of been like a punch in the stomach for me. Now I just smile and laugh because I have been on both sides of the fence. I know what it feels like to get played.

And I have watched someone get played so little dust bunnies girls could play with me.

So from now on…. I just stay in the gym and tell bitches I dropped out of high school….. Cuz I wish a bitch would call me on some Jazmine Sullivan I’m in love with another man shit….. I’d pistol whip that Bitch!

Try That Shit With Me If You Want Jazzy......

Musa!

My Man Was Sleep….

Can you believe this cock-a-ma-mee bitch shot my man while he was sleep.

That’s some bullshit.

And she was worried about finances. My man was pulling out of this relationship… that’s what it sounds like…

And this cuckoo for cocoa puffs lil-dickhead gon off ‘em. Selfish trick.

Yea I said it. The thirsty trick was selfish. She ain’t think about his kids or nothing. Only about what her rags to riches ass was gonna do.

Leaves these hoes alone…..

See the AP story over at Yahoo! here.

CFCF, RCF, PICC, DC, HOC… More like KFC!

CFCF – Curran Fromhold Correctional Facility

RCF – Riverside Correctional Facility

PIC, DC, HOC, all the Philadelphia County jails I visit on a daily basis… My man Shonn just gave me a new nickname for the jails in Philadelphia: KFC – Kentucky Fried Corrections.

Why? Because it’s just like the damn KFC in my neighborhood….

A whole bunch of black folk in some bullshit. How in the hell do black folk allow ourselves to buy a white man’s chicken? 

A white man named the Colonel from Kentucky sells Chicken in the hood.

Where they do that at?

Black people should have a trademark on fried chicken. Half the shit the Colonel selling is blasphemy – Especially that watery ass macaroni & cheese!

The only reason I go to KFC for chicken is because some little buddy that used to give me the meanest sloppy jawn that know my little sister work there and give me grub for free.

So what about Kentucky Fried Correctional? A whole bunch a tattoo-faced assholes wrongly accused African-Americans and white druggies who all think they are not guilty due to their particular circumstances.

Defendant: I’m not guilty because I never left the store with the stuff I was shoplifting.

Me: You don’t have to leave the store.

Defendant: How they know I wasn’t going to pay for it?

Me: Because the only reason you didn’t leave the store is because the guard grabbed you an inch from the exit. Then you turned and bite him on his arm. Then he beat your ass until you shitted on yourself.

Defendant: Oh. That’s some bullshit. You think he can identify me?

Me: Ummm… Yea. You have been locked up in this same store for retail theft ten times. And I wouldn’t forget a guy who shitted on himself.

Defendant: I shit on myself all the time. (*He commences to shit on himself right there in front of me).

Me: Are you f’n serious. Yo you are fuckin drawin. This interview is over.

Defendant: I ain’t want no fuckin public defender anyway. I’m hiring a lawyer.

Me: How you gonna hire a lawyer and you can’t even pay your $25 bail???

Defendant: Fuck you! You white cracker.

Me: Stupid nigga! I’m black!

Johnny Cochran fucked it up for criminal defense lawyers everywhere. Now everybody think they the fuck not guilty. They all want a jury trial. And if they are really “smart” they ask for a venue change to the same city O.J. was tried in.

Defendant: I wanna be not guilty like O.J. Because of racism

Me: Nigga you got locked up by black cops! You guilty like O.J.! How bout that?

Defendant: How the hell you know?

Me: *Pull out Portable DVD Player so the Defendant can watch video of him committing the theft… and shitting on himself*.

Defendant: *Crying* I just want help. *Crying loudly* My mommy played with my booty hole when I was little!

The problem with the criminal justice system is that the people who are accustomed to jail, have no problem with it. They will fight their cases tooth and nail. They will demand a jury, ask for continuances, skip court when they hear the witnesses are coming, and worst of all, go on the run.

The part about jail that is really fucked up for me is that the innocent, working-poor individual who has never been to jail his whole life… he’s scared. And he just wants it all to be over with. He may be partially guilty. For instance, guilty of the misdemeanor but not the felony.

But when the D.A. offers a deal for the felony that allows him to get out in a couple weeks…. all he’s worried about is home, his children, and getting on with his life.

It’s pretty fucked up. The innocents are the ones crying, taking the deal, going home with their head bowed…

But just happy to have that part of their life over and done with.

The guilty…. they just sit there.

Conniving on the next argument they will make on when and how they will beat their case. They usually do. They’re experienced criminals who know the in’s and out’s of crime. What to say and what not to say. When to run and when not to run. When to plead guilty and not to plead guilty.

Kentucky Fried Corrections is full of shit and only leads to Boneless Justice.

Another Opening On The Formidable Fourth….

If you want to sound smart around your friends…. One thing you should know is that the United States Federal Courts are divided into Circuits.

I live in Philadelphia, which is in the 3rd Circuit.

All of the Circuits are important. The 9th is the craziest, encompassing everything from California to Idaho. (Yes… The same law that governs California governs Idaho… plus Alaska)

The 2nd District is NY…. It goes the fuck down in NYC! That’s why they need to stop hating on my homie Sonia from the Block!

And finally there is the 4th Circuit. It is a Conservative stronghold with the largest number of conservative appointees of all the Federal Circuits… and the most openings. It is HISTORICALLY conservative, overseeing Maryland, Virginia, and the Carolinas.

In other words… they be treating niggas like shit certain individuals less than fairly…

See stories here, here, and here about what’s happening at the 4th Circuit, which will likely give Barack Obama the chance to do something I’m not sure any Democratic president has had the opportunity to do since Jim Crow…. swing the 4th to the left!

Whites-Only Swimming

Check out the alleged “Whites-Only” swimming pool in Northeast Philadelphia.

I wish I was these kids’ attorney!

Why did Barack choose Michelle, and not “Halle Berry Do the Halle Berry”?

That’s the story over at the Root. Check out the story below.

Knowing Why Michelle Chose Barack Won’t Help You Find a Mate

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